play Play pause Pause S1 E10 Jun 23, 2026 Notes on a Cat’s Butthole Gabriel reads his essay about death, grief, and kittens.
play Play pause Pause S1 E9 May 17, 2026 America Gets Frenched Gabriel reads his reported feature from France about the intricacies and incredibilities of readying American films for French consumption. Originally a cover story fo...
play Play pause Pause Recommended Episode S1 E2 May 07, 2026 I, Transphobe Gabriel reads his essay about how to be less transphobic, discussing bad medical advice, post-transition sexism, and how problematic Kevin Hart’s new Netflix show is. ...
play Play pause Pause S1 E3 Apr 18, 2026 Cross-Dressing Transsexual Does Bump of Caviar Gabriel reads his story about learning how caviar, and capitalism, won’t solve all his problems.
play Play pause Pause S1 E6 Apr 18, 2026 How to Become Your Own Boyfriend Gabriel reads his essay about becoming his own boyfriend in 2,316 days, after psychedelic-assisted psychotherapy, divorce, tons of therapy, transitioning, and moving i...
play Play pause Pause S1 E5 Apr 18, 2026 A Slightly Hungover Reading of a Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual Gabriel reads his story about facing fears of becoming a stereotype of trans poverty. Plus fighting for crime victims’ compensation. Plus the difference between metaph...
play Play pause Pause S1 E8 Apr 18, 2026 White Invincibility Is Not Radical Gabriel reads his story about encountering transphobia and assault in the cis gay male community of “radical” faeries.
play Play pause Pause S1 E4 Apr 18, 2026 Road Trip to Non-Commodification Gabriel reads his story about stopping the impossible cycle of paying high rent and moving into an RV, wherein he learned that he was more than a cog in capitalism’s e...
play Play pause Pause S1 E7 Apr 18, 2026 This Is What an Incest Abortion Looks Like Gabriel reads his essay about being the victim of an incest abortion. Photos at The Faggot-Witch Whenever, https://fwwhenever.com/face-of-an-incest-abortion/.
play Play pause Pause S1 E1 Apr 18, 2026 Cat Person Gabriel reads his most recent story from The Faggot-Witch Whenever, about falling in love with his first-ever adult pet: the inimitable Sir Thomas Catface the Fourth. ...